great laugh!!!!!
This got all of PEI laughing. Read it and you'll see why!
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many PEI folks DID hear this on the 92-FM morning show in PEI.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes.
The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the
contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner
answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.
One particular game, however, several months ago made the Charlottetown City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:
DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on 93-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Contestant Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Contestant Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Contestant Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Contestant Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Contestant Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Contestant Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Contestant Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Contestant Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Contestant Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Contestant Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Contestant Brian: "... and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Contestant Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great??
That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."
[3 minutes of commercials follow.]
DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sarah, shall we?" (Touchstones..... ringing....) Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?" Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sarah, this is Ed with 93-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Contestant Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant Sarah: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Contestant Brian: (laughing)
Contestant Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Contestant Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Becompletely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Contestant Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"
Contestant Sarah: "Oh God, Brian.... uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Contestant Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Contestant Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm.
That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast.
Are you ready?"
Contestant Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Contestant Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Contestant Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"
Contestant Sarah: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sarah..... where did you have it?
Contestant Sarah: "Up the arse....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
And the drivers of PEI almost crashed their cars laughing!
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